Role Model

It's good to have role models in life. Otherwise, how will we know how to navigate the kinds of problems we face? Problems like the bubonic plague, our 40's, non-valid non-arguments, and getting poop smeared on us. These are my problems, anyway. Here's my role model. She's ready for anything and I like that approach. It's why I only ever wear pants (check under my skirt, boys. Still pants. I promise.)

(Wait, don't, you'd get a nunchuck to the face.)

(But seriously, there's always a pair of pants hiding under there, in case of emergency sprinting exit.)

Where was I? Oh, yeah. Tank Girl. She's ready for anything. See her crazy ass moped/bike/tank hybrid? See the grizzled resolve? She's a riott grrl, and I want to be JUST LIKE HER.