The Slash Is Not Just An Awesome Musician

When I started this blog, I really wanted the address to be http://it's/millar/time.blogspot.com but every time I typed that into that white smile space on my Safari browsers, the internet was like, "No, sorry." And I was getting so annoyed, it reminded me of the time I stuck two huge cucumbers in a Mason jar and couldn't get them back out again. Man, oh man. So anyway, I changed the address to something that manipulative internet might accept.

That's called compromise, and in chapter 5 of The Middle Passageway, my book on middle age, it talks about how too many 40 year olds are unwilling to compromise the leather seats in their brand new sports car impulse buys, which is what causes menopause.

Anyway, I found that interesting/awesome.

TAKE THAT, INTERNET. I JUST SLASHED YOU. IN THE FACE. 

The Middle Passage

You know what I'm ready for? Middle age. I've been reading up on it, and the way I see it, it can happen any time because I'm not only ready for it, I'm like a lioness crouched and waiting on the African plain, licking her jaws and just WAITING TO POUNCE. Watch out, middle age. I'm coming for you.

Angst, you don't stand a chance. 


It's Millar time.